proudofwhatido: (who forged your transcript)
Neal Caffrey ([personal profile] proudofwhatido) wrote2010-08-12 01:32 pm

ii. sound of silence

There's a lot of talk about how quiet this place is and how surprising it is that nobody's been murdered. Is the Barge really that bad?

I've also noticed that a lot of the inmates have a tendency to lie and avoid answering questions. I would expect that from criminals, but I heard that not everyone here has actually broken the law, so I was wondering if anyone could explain that gap for me.

I don't suppose anyone would be willing to tell me what professions they worked before coming, or maybe what occupations they have now that they're here? It would be nice to know what roles people fill in a place like this.


[Private to Martha]
Think you could spare some time to show me the 'CES'? Maybe we could even catch a drink after.

[Private to the Admiral]
Any chance I could get a coffeemaker and some of Jude's Italian Roast in my room? I haven't lied for.. days now. Even Peter would have agreed to those terms.

[Private to Piper, added after chat with Crane]
Nick Halden. I'm a recently arrived warden here and I had an interesting talk with your inmate, Jonathan. Unfortunately, he was pretty busy at the time and we couldn't continue our discussion. I was wondering if you would be so kind as to request that he meet with me for an hour, just on the deck. I really feel like we were getting somewhere.

[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
This is the barge, not normal society. Trust isn't what we do. Nothing good will come of it.

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[identity profile] proudofwhatido.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
So you're an inmate.

Why don't you think any of the wardens can help you?

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[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
Spare me the analysis. Normally, I might provide you with an evaluation in my professional capacity, but frankly, if you stay here long enough you'll find out for yourself.

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[identity profile] proudofwhatido.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. At least tell me what you do here on the Barge.

Nick Halden, by the way. I don't think we've met.

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[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Jonathan Crane. I'm an inmate, lucky enough to avoid a work detail.

I'm going to guess that you're a warden, judging by your patronizing attitude.

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[identity profile] proudofwhatido.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't mean you don't do anything on the Barge. I know plenty of people skilled at particular arts without ever working a day in their life according to their taxes.

Am I that transparent?

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[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you'll have to find out, then. Or ask around. It doesn't make much difference to me.

Yes, you are.

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[identity profile] proudofwhatido.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Why not tell me yourself?

I'll have to work on that.

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[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Because I don't want to. I'm not interested in having a bonding session.

It wouldn't be a bad idea.

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[identity profile] proudofwhatido.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not your warden. It wouldn't be bonding. It would be enlightening the new guy.

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[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you'll be able to find someone else. I'm afraid I've got better things to do.

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[identity profile] proudofwhatido.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe some other time then. Could I bother you for your warden's name before I leave you to your work?

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[identity profile] doctor-j-crane.livejournal.com 2010-08-13 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you'll find out sooner or later. My warden is Piper Halliwell.